A terracotta-colored plastic pot filled with green and white variegated snake plant leaves, bright green moss, and a small dark gray tag that reads 'Surviving the big bite' with a cartoon cactus in a cup.

Funny Engraved Slate Garden Markers

Surviving Out of Spite
$6.00
$6.00
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A terracotta-colored plastic pot filled with green and white variegated snake plant leaves, bright green moss, and a small dark gray tag that reads 'Surviving the big bite' with a cartoon cactus in a cup.
  • A terracotta-colored plastic pot filled with green and white variegated snake plant leaves, bright green moss, and a small dark gray tag that reads 'Surviving the big bite' with a cartoon cactus in a cup.
  • A terracotta-colored clay pot with a dark gray vertical sign inserted into the center, featuring the text 'PIRANHA PLANT' and an illustration of a plant. The photo is shot against a clean white background.
  • A terracotta-colored plastic pot filled with green and white variegated snake plant leaves, bright green moss, and a small dark gray tag that reads 'Surviving the big bite' with a cartoon cactus in a cup.
  • A terracotta-colored clay pot with a dark gray vertical sign inserted into the center, featuring the text 'PIRANHA PLANT' and an illustration of a plant. The photo is shot against a clean white background.
Funny Engraved Slate Garden Markers

Funny Engraved Slate Garden Markers

$6.00
$6.00
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Give your plants the labels they deserve.

These engraved natural slate garden markers combine durable stone with sarcastic, strange, and slightly inappropriate garden humor. Choose from 18 original designs ranging from encouraging to aggressively honest.

Each marker is individually engraved by Regal Ape Engraving in Easton, Pennsylvania. Because slate is a natural material, every piece has its own texture, edges, and subtle color variations.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• One engraved slate garden marker
• Approximately 6 inches tall
• Permanent black-and-white engraved design
• Suitable for gardens, planters and houseplants
• Natural slate construction
• Designed and engraved in Easton, Pennsylvania
• Choose your design from the menu

Natural slate can vary slightly in thickness, texture, shape and color. Small chips and irregular edges are normal characteristics of real stone—not defects.

Plants not included. Questionable gardening advice included free of charge.

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